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sir-pyllero: hankler-fish: blainestorm: ckweek: squidkneee: phlynn: summer bloggin happened to fast summer bloggin had me a blast I met a friend crazy for me Met a blog, cute as can be tumblr days, drifted away but oohh-oh those tumblr nights TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE, LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!? tell me more tell me more did you reblog that ass
imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
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shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
attains: attains: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
balloonney: teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them and think the video is broken when it stops to load “well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead” “work in pairs”
i-o-u-a-fall: chroniclesofpanem: tunadeluna: ninejuanjuan: bromofasho: nigga-chan: nicoosuxx: Remember when they were going to censor the internet? Remember when people cared about Kony? Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge? Remember when everyone played Temple Run? Remember the Alamo? Remember the Titans? remember who you are
dionthesocialist: Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
honorary-winchester-boy: thefingerlesspianist: If you remember I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste. i have seen this before and i know it but WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS CALLED
colbeymh216x asked: Hey, how can i duplicate this if you don't mind?